Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
headcanon that the lady pirate who’s boat he borrowed without permission but with every intention of bringing it back was one of those people and she hates him for it and he took the boat because she owed him but she fought tooth and nail to get enough money for that boat and he took it and it is her due
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!
why is this bird everywhere why is a bird bad at math why is the bird taking risks why is it not in a tree what risk would a bird take anyway i dont understand why everyone is reblogging this bird
i am supremely pleased with this, it’s not even that these are my perfect fancasts for james and lily, but they’re a fuckload better than the movies, THEY DIED YOUNG, THAT WAS PART OF THE WHOLE TRAGEDY OF IT, THEY DIDN’T DIE IN THEIR EARLY FORTIES AFTER HAVING LIVED MOST OF THEIR WHOLE LIFE AND THEN FINALLY SETTLING DOWN TO HAVE A KID, oh no i made myself sad, but sigh, i have a lot of feelings about the marauders and lily (via laurellas)
AMEN HOLLA HOOLLA
NO. NO NO NO NON O. OKAY SIT DOWN AND LISTEN YOU DONKEY EARS. YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED. WHAT YOU D.E.S.I.R.E. HE DIDN’T WANT TO SEE 20-SOMETHING PARENTS. HE WANTED OSMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF HIM LIKE REAL CAREGIVERS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE THAT THAT’S WHY THEY WEREN’T YOUR PERF FANCASTS YOU TINY CUPS OF PEE